Wednesday, February 15, 2012
chicken little
saw this on the Freak Out The Squares blog.. conversation bout a chicken foot.. i el oh el'd.. fuck you..DB4LGFLB..
Clarke: Hey Moon, what's up with the chicken foot hanging from your handlebars?
Moon: It's my new speedo.
Clarke: Huh?
Moon: I've gotten too many speeding tickets from the cops around here because my speedo is broken and I ride faster than I realize.
Clarke: Ok, but what's up with the fuckin chicken foot?
Moon: Well when I feel the chicken foot scratching my arm from the wind, I know I'm doing about 45 mph... like I said, it's my new speedo. Haven't gotten a ticket since I installed it.
Clarke: Fair enough.
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